'You want to see my eyes, you pay extra.' The Secret Diary of Melania Trump – The Guardian

The first first lady to come back as a brand has launched her own meme coin
An old Slovenian proverb has always been so precious to me. “Roast chickens don’t fly into mouth by themselves.” Or chicken cooked any way that is both appetising and elegant.
At one of our beautiful Mar-a-Lago receptions I had the chef sprinkle the finest gold leaf on to the generous individual portions, which were flown simultaneously to every guest by a flock of trained parakeets, each bird dyed a pastel shade […]
'You want to see my eyes, you pay extra.' The Secret Diary of Melania Trump – The Guardian